*auR. freeze || 1 Comment || Apr 30th, 2008

Seriously, I woke up this morning to see my steam auto updating. Finally, the ever hardworking valve hit us all with 39 New Yet Some Ridiculous Hard To Attain Medic Achievements.

Valve’s smart to implement such achievements so people would spend more time playing their game, trying to get these achievements. Thumbs up. But……. It’s almost impossible to try to achieve all of them on a public server.

Achievements like:

Sawbones: Hit enemies with your bone saw ten times in a row without dieing or missing
FYI I am a Medic: Use a bone saw to kill five enemy spies who have been calling for Medic

.. and Many More..

Here are the List of 39 New Medic Achievements:

Difficulty Status Ranked from a Public Game point of view:

1. [Easy] First Do No Harm - Play a Full Round without Killing ANY enemies, scoring the highest on a team of 6 or more players.
2. [Easy] Preventive Medicine - Block the enemy from capturing a CP with an UberCharged teammate.
3. [Easy] Surgical Prep - Have an Ubercharge ready before the Setup time ends.
4. [Easy] Trauma Queen - Deploy 3 Ubercharges in Less than 5 Minutes, assisting 5 kills during that time.
5. [Easy] Double Blind Trial - Deploy your Ubercharge within 8 seconds after a nearly enemy Medic deploy his.
6. [Easy] Family Practice - UberCharge 10 of your Steam Community Friends.
7. [Easy] House Call - Join a game where your friend is in and UberCharge him.
8. [Easy] Bedside Manner - Be healing a teammate as he achieves one of his own achievement.
9. [Easy] Second Opinion - UberCharge 2 teammates at once.
10. [Easy] Autopsy Report - Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll.

” (How Rude….) “

11. [Easy] You’ll Feel A Little Prick - Assist a scout in Killing 3 enemies with one UberCharge
12. [Easy] Autoclave - Assist in Burning 5 Enemies with a UberCharge on a Pyro
13. [Easy] Blunt Trauma - Assist a Heavy with a Ubercharge in Punching 2 enemies.
14. [Easy] Medical Breakthrough - Assist A demoman in destroying 5 enemy engineer buildings with a single Ubercharge
15. [Easy] Blast Assist - Assist in exploding 5 enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Soldier
16. [Easy] Midwife Crisis - Heal an Engineer as he repairs his Sentry while it’s under fire.
17. [Easy] Grand Rounds - Heal 200 teammates after they’ve called for “Medic!”.
18. [Easy] Internal Medicine - Extinguish 100 burning teammates.
19. [Easy] Doctor Assisted Homicide - Assist in killing 20 Nemeses.
20. [Easy] Intern - Accumulate 7000 heal points in one single life
21. [Easy] Specialist - Accumulate 10,000 heal points in one single life
22. [Easy or Hard] Chief of Stall - Accumulate 1 million total heal points.

” (If you’ve been a medic in scrims, this won’t be a problem for you. I was shocked to see myself with 5,070,205 heal points) “

23. [Easy] Placebo Effect - Kill 5 enemies in one single life, while having your UberCharge ready but undeployed.
24. [Moderate] Quadruple Bypass - Heal a teammate who is taking fire from 4 enemies at once.
25. [Moderate] Group Health - Work with 2 other Medics to deploys 3 Simultaneous UberCharges.
26. [Moderate] Does it Hurt When I Do This? - Kill 50 Scouts with your Syringe.

” (This should be accmulative and not with 1 single life?) “

27. [Moderate] Peer Review - Kill 50 Medics with Bone Saw.
28. [Moderate] Big Pharma - Assist a Heavy In Killing 20 Enemies, where neither of you die
29. [Moderate] Ubi Concordia, Ibi Victoria - Assist in Killing 5 enemies on an enemy CP, in one single life.
30. [Moderate] Sawbones - Hit enemies with your bonesaw 5 times in a row Without dying or missing.
31. [Moderate] Hyprocritical Oath - Kill an enemy Spy that you’ve been healing.
32. [Moderate] Medical Intervention - Save a falling teammate from dying on impact or crater.
33. [Hard] FYI I Am A Medic - Use your Bonesaw to kill 5 enemy spies who have been calling for “Medic!”
34. [Hard] Consultation - Assist a fellow Medic in Killing 5 enemies with 1 single life.

” (Meet up with a pyro and your almost instantly fried) ”

35. [Hard] Play Doctor - In a team with no Medics, be the first person to switch to Medic after a teammate calls for “Medic!”, and then heal 500 health.

” (With these medic achievement, you won’t be the only medic in the team) “

36. [Hard] Triage - Deploy an UberCharge on a teammate less than a second before they’re going to get hit by a critical explosive. (Timing…)
37. Milestone 1 - Achieve 12 of the Medic achievements in the Medic Pack. [Blutauger]

“A new syringe gun that sucks health from enemy on impact” - Vampire Gun?

38. Milestone 2 - Achieve 24 of the Medic achievements in the Medic Pack. [Critzcrieg]

“A Medigun that allows you to fire multiple critical rockets till it drains “

39. Milestone 3 - Achieve all of the Medic achievements in the Medic Pack. [Ubersaw]

” Allows Medic to Charge their UberCharge by dealing combat damage. 4 direct combat hits and you’ll have a full UberCharged/Medigun Bar. “

I may have read some of the achievements wrongly and ranked their difficulty status wrongly.

Oh well, let’s just unlock them with a dedicated server!

PS: Not to forget, GoldRush, teh rumored fps-sucking map is now up and ready to rock ‘n roll.

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